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Old 07-24-2008, 06:10 PM   #51 (permalink)
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I'll stand guard here and keep my eyes out for this mysterious person.
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Old 07-25-2008, 06:56 PM   #52 (permalink)
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And be sure to carry a weapon on yourself for protection. I heard this guy is armed and very dangerous.
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Old 07-26-2008, 04:20 AM   #53 (permalink)
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I think i still have a wet noodle here somewhere that i can beat him with.
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Old 07-26-2008, 05:31 PM   #54 (permalink)
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I think i still have a wet noodle here somewhere that i can beat him with.
Is that noodle buttered or not?
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Old 07-26-2008, 05:46 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Well, of course it's buttered. I want it to hurt.
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Old 07-26-2008, 06:08 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Ooh boy, we could dish out double pain. First we'll noodle whip their backs, and then the melted butter from the noodle will get into their eyes, temporarily blinding them .
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Old 07-26-2008, 08:08 PM   #57 (permalink)
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And if that doesn't work, i got a bottle of ketchup that i can
squirt up his nose so that he can't breathe.
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Old 07-28-2008, 03:29 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Is it a plastic or glass bottle? After we use up all the Ketchup, we can smash the bottle over his head, if it's glass, of course.
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Old 07-28-2008, 04:57 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Glass all the way baby. And to really add insult to injury we
could force feed him some lima beans and watch his face
swell up.
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Old 07-29-2008, 09:38 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Don't get cheap on me now .
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Old 07-30-2008, 04:26 AM   #61 (permalink)
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I seen Barcs snooping around here. He looked pretty
suspicious to me. I wonder what he has in mind.

I GOT MY EYES ON YOU BARCS.
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Old 08-01-2008, 03:31 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Are you saying Barcs is a primary suspect in this "Mysterious Person" Case?
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:48 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Well. He does tend to pop in and look around but never
says a word.

I'll have to lay out some traps to catch this mysterious person.
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Old 08-06-2008, 07:46 PM   #64 (permalink)
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AHHH! You got me!!! Damn that earthquake trap thread! ARRRGGGGGG!
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Old 08-07-2008, 04:03 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Damn i'm good.
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:16 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Finally! The Mysterious Mastermind has found his hand caught in the cookie jar red handed.
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Old 08-08-2008, 04:46 AM   #67 (permalink)
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IN THE NEW TODAY

Mystery Man Finally Caught

For weeks now, a mysterious mastermind has been peeking
around at the conspiracy forums. We knew someone had been
here because the place was left in a shambles when he left.

Finally after weeks of putting up with this mystery man destroying
the place, the administrator put a call in to a highly intelligent, highly
trained detective called Conspirasist.

Conspirasist laid out a very complex trap (cookie jar) and waited for
the return of the mystery man.

It didnt take very long before he returned and he seen the cookie jar
sitting in the room, all by itself.

Throwing caution to the wind, the mystery man stuck his hand inside
the cookie jar, expecting to retrieve a freshly baked cookie.

Upon his hand reaching the bottom of the jar, the mystery man heard
a loud snap and all of a sudden his fingers started hurting real bad.

When he pulled his fingers out of the jar, he discovered he had a mouse trap
clamped to his fingers.

He went screaming out of the room where Conspirasist was waiting for him and
promptly arrested him.

Upon investigating the identity of the mysterious man, Conspirasist discovered
his real name is Bill (aka Barcs).

He will go before a judge next week on charges of criminal peeking and cookie
snatching.
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:33 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Is that a report from Foxnews.com?

(Great story, nonetheless )

I guess the search is finally over. (Or is it?)
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Old 08-16-2008, 06:50 AM   #69 (permalink)
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Who's that yellow guy that keeps pointing at my post and laughing?
He's starting to tick me off. Is he chinese?
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