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Mystery Man Finally Caught
For weeks now, a mysterious mastermind has been peeking
around at the conspiracy forums. We knew someone had been
here because the place was left in a shambles when he left.
Finally after weeks of putting up with this mystery man destroying
the place, the administrator put a call in to a highly intelligent, highly
trained detective called Conspirasist.
Conspirasist laid out a very complex trap (cookie jar) and waited for
the return of the mystery man.
It didnt take very long before he returned and he seen the cookie jar
sitting in the room, all by itself.
Throwing caution to the wind, the mystery man stuck his hand inside
the cookie jar, expecting to retrieve a freshly baked cookie.
Upon his hand reaching the bottom of the jar, the mystery man heard
a loud snap and all of a sudden his fingers started hurting real bad.
When he pulled his fingers out of the jar, he discovered he had a mouse trap
clamped to his fingers.
He went screaming out of the room where Conspirasist was waiting for him and
promptly arrested him.
Upon investigating the identity of the mysterious man, Conspirasist discovered
his real name is Bill (aka Barcs).
He will go before a judge next week on charges of criminal peeking and cookie
snatching.
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